Most Likely

             *Most Likely To Be Found*

Kevin is most likey to be found:
                5.) Explaining the fact that his chaps seem to be rather tight.
                4.) Pausing in the middle of a sentence.
                3.) Clapping.
                2.) Reminding us that Brian is his cousin.
                1.) Trying to explain "the thing."
Brian is most likey to be found:
                5.) At church
                4.) Playing basketball.
                3.) Doing foreign accents.
                2.) Being cheesy.
                1.) Grabbing his head.
Howie is most likely to be found:
                5.) In the women's section of the store.
                4.) Winking.
                3.) Smiling.
                2.) Explaining how the BSB met.
                1.) Flashing his pecs.
AJ is most likely to be found:
                5.) Humping anything humpable.  And for that matter, anything unhumpable too.
                4.) Screaming.
                3.) Dying his hair a new color.
                2.) Buying hats and sunglasses.
                1.) Saying things like "tight," "phat", "sweet," and "da bomb."
Nick is most likely to be found:
                5.) Getting a new pug.
                4.) Totally lost.
                3.) Explaining who "the group called Journey" is.
                2.) Pissed.
                1.) Looking bewildered.

                         *Most Likely NOT to say*
Kevin is most likely not to say:
                5.) Anything fast.
                4.) "Yo g's, how we be chillen today dawg?  S'ma baller, yo."
                3.) "Maybe they know Brian's my cousin now."
Howie is most likely not to say:
                5.) Any curse words.
                4.) "Dude, like, check out that totally bodacious squid."
                3.) "Should I wear underwear today or not?"
                2.) A sentence without "sweetie" or "honey" in it.
Nick is most likely not to say:
                5.) "I understand."
                4.) "Thank you, Professor, for that intellectually stimulating conversation."
                3.) "Maybe I have enough dogs."
                2.) "I'm sick of Nintendo."
AJ is mostly likely not to say:
                5.) "I think I'll be normal today."
                4.) "I have enough hats and sunglasses."
                3.) "Gee, what an attractive peach."
                2.) "WHAT was I THINKING?"
                1.) "Sex sucks."
Brian is most likey not to say:
                5.) "I'm sick of that annoying little dog Tyk."
                4.) "you know, I just don't feel like going to church today."
                3.) "I think I'll give up Basketball for Lent."
                2.) "Being married is going to suck."

                                    *Most Likely To Collect*

Brian is most likely to collect:
                 5.) Precious Moments
                 4.) Holy statues
                 3.) b-balls
                 2.) items with Tyke's name on them
                 1.) Pictures of him and Leighanne
Nick is most likely to collect:
                 5.) G.I. JOES
                 4.) old nintendo games
                 3.) action figures
                 2.) comic books
                 1.) dogs
AJ is most likely to collect:
                 5.) women
                 4.) clothes
                 3.) hats
                 2.) McDonald's Happy Meal toys
                 1.) sunglasses
Kevin is most likely to collect:
                 5.) tweezers (gifts from others)
                 4.) chaps
                 3.) recipes for his mom's 'mean batch of chili'
                 2.) pictures of him and his cuz
Howie is most likely to collect:
                 5.) Precious Moments
                 4.) clothes
                 3.) teddy bears

                
   
                 

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