"Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road." Josh on Clueless - AJ to Johnny NoName
"Throw me a frikkin' bone here you idiots." Dr. Evil from Austin Powers - Lora about AJ
"This is insane! TELL her she's CRAZY!"
*seductively*"You're crazy." The 2 Johns from Pochahonas 2 - Brian and AJ about Lora
"I like his tight butt. . . . Well I do!" Grandma from Runaway Bride - AJ & Lora about Nick
"Are you wearing that outside today? .... Well that's your problem." Sonny on Big Daddy - Katie to AJ.
"That's cool, baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' an' whatnot." Danny on Grease - AJ.... or Johnny
"Match in a gas tank! BOOM BOOM!" Arnie from What's Eating Gilbert Grape - Nick
"Though we adore men indivually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." Mrs. Banks on Mary Poppins - Katie and Lora about the Backstreet Boys.
"Thanks for the... thing." Lester from American Beauty - Kevin
"You're not splotchy!" Center Stage - this doesn't apply to anyone, we just love this quote
"Your stepmom is dead." Sleepy Hollow - another one we just love
"It's a gateway!" Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow - Nick
"You must have a little witch in you."
"Why?"
"Because you bewitch me." Ichabod Crane and the girl in Sleepy Hollow - Howie to anyone
"I'm sorry, I really don't think we have a pumpkin."
"How about a squash?"
"Oh, sorry, I don't think we have any vegetables." some made-for-tv movie i believe - kevin to a salesclerk
"Hey Ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?" Bring It On - AJ
"Get OFF the nuclear warhead!" Armageddon - us to Nick
"I've called M." - Electra in 007 - The World is Not Enough - Katie to Lora
"You used me as a bait, made love to me, and for what? To pass the time?" - Electra in 007 - (?)
"Have a good look at this, someone's stripped the screwheads." -007-
"Do you want to say that in English for those of us who don't speak spy?" - 007 - Brian to us
"I want chickin, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver." Dr. Evil in Austin Powers - Zachary... who is gay
"I won't bite... hard" Austin - Lora to AJ or.. vice-versa
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later" Austin - AJ to Lora
"My one request is to have sharks with friggin laser beams attached to their heads." Dr. Evil -
"Ok, I get it. I have bad teeth!" Austin -
"Look, I'm not even shooting you, it's insane!" Austin - any of the Boys
"Would you like to go for a walk in the dark scary woods?"
"Sure!" - some mock scary movie on USA..... Nick and Lora
"You come home, you walk in, EVERYBODY'S DEAD. It's not something you plan for!!" - Devil's Advocate
"What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large amounts of chocolate." - Devil's Advocate
"I like gruel!" - dude from Pochahontis - Nick or Howie
"YOU SHO' HIM!" -other dude from Pochahontis - Johnny NoName
"I am a sorceror. Known by some as.... Timmm."
"It's merely a scratch."
"But your arm's off!"
"No it's not."
"What's that then?"
*pause*
"I've had worse." -Nick and Kate
"You shall cut down the largest tree in this forest WIIITTTHHH..... a herring!!!"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Kevin
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A NEWT?"
*pause*
"I got better." Brian and Howie
"NI! NI!" Nick
"Are you saying NI to that old woman? what is this world coming to?" Kevin
"I fart in your general direction!" Nick
"I unclog my nose at you!" AJ
"Bring out your dead!"
"I've got one" Kevin
"I'm not dead!" Nick
"Yes you are" Kevin
"I'd like to go for a walk now"
"you're not fooling anyone." -PREVIOUS 9 FROM "MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL"
"I noticed you have braces. I have braces too." -Beavis & Butthead - works for Nick
"This is the coolest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN." Beavis & Butthead - Nick again , notice a pattern?
"I just wanted to feel the power between my legs man!" Armageddon - AJ
"YOU'RE out of order! THIS JURY is out of order! THIS CANDY MACHINE is out of order!!! *wham* ooo, candy." -Johnny Bravo - Nick
"I'm going on a big adventure! *walks outside* AUGH - strange mailbox, I wanna go home!!!" Johnny Bravo - NICK
"I don't like coffee, it make me all jittery! Here's an impression of me on coffee : I've had some coffee I'm all ~!@#%#$&()&%% HEY hey hey hey what're you doing what're u doing what're u doing I don't know what you're doing because I've HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE! I DON'T KNOW! Don't drink too much coffee kids." - Brak on SpaceGhost - Brian
"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper and it said "Hellooo my name is BINGO I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana? EEK Eeek" I got an F. when I told my mom about it she said "I told you, NEVER TRUST A MONKEY! the end." Brak - Nick
"This is not a dress, it's a sequin sensation!" Sweet November - Zachary from Saga
"What kind of shoes are these?" Katie
"Uhh... black ones" Nick - Legally Blonde
