"PUMPKIN"
This is Kevin. Cause it's his nickname, and we needed a noun for our sentence. (We didn't get as big of a kick back then calling Kevy "Train".) Also, this is the very reason Katie's nickname is .... Squash. We didn't like Melon, and we kind of wanted to refrain from calling her "Caboose". Oh ... and we think Kevin's really hot and we like the freaking eyebrows. And yes, we will make fun of how... slow.... he.... talks. He was Squash's main man for a long time ... which is why we call her Squash, but now she's a little more partial to Howard... which is why we also call her Sweet K. Kevin's animal is the Turtle cause ... you know... he's a little slow. (In case you weren't sure.)