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| We thought these were some necessary laws for da Kinks... cause some things you just can't do. 1. Brian is not allowed to lean forward and motion you to come closer. We just might run into the television. 2. Brian is not allowed to have a closeup on his face looking directly into the camera. 3. Brian is not allowed to smile. EVER. 4. AJ is not allowed to do rolls or thrusts. 5. AJ is not allowed to look over his sunglasses. this is ILLEGAL. 6. Nick is not allowed to dance in the rain. 7. Nick is not allowed to spike his hair and wear glasses. Holy crap. 8. Nick is not allowed to cuddle on a couch and say something that looks too much like "come see" with a little smile. This causes heart attacks. 9. Nick is not allowed to speak. (can you say "adorable mouth"?) 10. Kevin and Howie are not allowed to have shirts off or open. One word - pecs. 11. Howie is not allowed to wink. 12. Kevin cannot be in shampoo commercials. 13. That's it. Kevin cannot have an ass. You heard us. That thing has got to go. 14. Kevin can not under any circumstances have sexy talking parts in Spanish. (Has anyone else heard INBYH in Spanish? *thud* 15. Nick shall just not talk. At all. It ruins the dream. 16. Howie- Ok let's put an end to this "Howie Doin" business. We're great, thanks for asking. ANY violators of these guidelines will be serverely prosecuted. Yes. We'll spank you Bad Boys. We have whips. Yeah. We'll spank you. heehee. we'll track you down. We'll tackle you. Yeah. hee hee. |
| *OUR RULES* |
| *SUGGESTIONS* |
| *Kevin: Just throwing this out to you - try wearing glasses at some point because with your whole sophisticated look we think we would probably die. *All of you might at some point want to please consider attending an interview without shirts or pants. Just an idea. *You might also want to come over and get wet while we have our video camera on hand. Just a selfish kind of shot in the dark for us. *We fully support you if at any time you feel the urge to open a can of whoop-ass on NSync and then hide quickly. We will keep you in our bedrooms for as long as necessary. |
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