SCRIPT
This is by Lora... and she only used things we've heard them say or read that they said, with a few necessary words changed here and there. We'd love to be able to put their voices up so you could listen to it like a conversation... but we don't have that technology yet. Or we do and just don't know it. Computers confuse the hell out of us. AND WE HAVE A WEB PAGE! But anyway, Marrow's always trying to add on to the script, but it's a difficult task... So give her time. We'll try to update periodically.
AJ: Lay down beside me... get all inside me, and I can get all inside you too....
Marrow: SOMEBODY SHOOT AJ!
Squash: Like yo' momma AJ?
AJ: Look at Kevin!
Kevin: Wassup, Wassup?
Marrow: Have some squash, Kev!
Kevin: Squash and Pumpkin, does it mix? I think so!
AJ: Kevin's indisposed
Brian: How y'all doin, y'all doin all right?
Marrow: Kev and Squash are doing their "hobby".
Brian: **grabbing head** Oh my God!
Kevin: That was wack.
Nick: Uh..... that's not fair...
Dave Holmes: Oh my God it's Howie.
Howie: My name is Howie D, can I sing to you?
Squash and Marrow: Of course not. What an absurd question.
Brian: Mind if I play a little guitar and sing you a little song?
Squash: I play the guitar around here.
Brian: That's what she said
Nick: Let's have a party! There were these two girls....
Marrow: Nick scored... Time for a celebration!
Squash: Two girls?
AJ: They're crazy!
Nick: Yeah.... no...... WHA???
Howie: Yo ma homie, Nick, we'z goin back to da islandz.
Brian: **looking at Howie** He's being a FREAK!
Howie: I'm supposed to be his bosom buddy.
AJ: May-BEE!
Squash: Wierdos! Common guys let's leave
Kevin: But I could... I could go PHOO!
Squash: Nick?
Nick: I'm sorry, Brian and Howie won't let me
Squash: Howie?
Nick: Howie's just little stressed out right now
Squash: Howie can answer for himself.
Howie: I am way.. way uncool. You have to dress like this to get the women in LA I guess
Marrow: We're not in LA
Nick: We're in Florida. It's where I resign.
Brian: SHHHHH...... Don't tell them!
Kevin: I know where it's at!
Marrow: Is that a Futon??
AJ: You're making it HARD FOR ME!
Brian: It's harder than people think
Kevin: It's been hard. Very hard.
Howie: It's not as hard as it's been in the past
Nick: **look of confusion**
Squash: Do you know what they're talking about?
Nick: I have a small,small idea
Squash & Marrow: As usual....
Nick: What can I say, it's a Backstreet Thang!
Marrow: **bursts out laughing**
Howie: Nooo, doofo!
Squash: Okay, what the hell is a doofo?!
Howie: It's my booty-smacker.  Say my name, say my name.
Nick: I dun even wanna know...
Howie: *getting angry* I kill you man!
Nick: uh-oh.... sorry Howie.  *laughing*
Kevin: Guys, I was quiet for you, could you please return that for me.  cuz well, I've borrowed some chaprs.
Nick: What about your dogs?!
AJ: I spend more time with my puppies, so its ok.
Lora: *smacks AJ*
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