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We've managed to get our hands on some very juicy Backstreet stuff.  We found this while investigating a purse we found.  It turned out to be Kevins.  Below is our finding.       My Gifts to Give AJ - that hott new porno Howie - a bag of cookies Brian - a peice of corn on the cob Nick - an inflatable girl myself - tweezers and some squash Marrow - a sucker shaped like a bone Squash - a pumpkin stem.  if you know what i mean. We've yet to unlock and decifer the small box also found in the purse but when we do we'll post the rest of our discoveries.

*MARROW'S "KINKY" POEM* Just a glimpse into the mind of Marrow.           My favorite word is "kinky"          ( I wonder why?)          Kinky things make me laugh           I've done kinky things myself           It rhymes with slinky           I used to have one of those           When they were cool           It rhymes with dinky           (My city is dinky)           An example of kinky is AJ Mclean           it would be funny           if me and AJ met           (that would be another example)          Our dances at dancing are kinky           the dances I make up are kinky           Squash and I are hunting for shirts          that say "kinky" on the front.

----Things that soung Kinky in guitar but really aren't----- * Learn the correct sitting position. * Tuning * The curve of the body rests over your leg * Right arm position * Picking * Common Bad Tendencies- Grabby Thumb, Collapsed Hand * Speed Developers * "E" Ride * "Special Solo Project!" * Guitar Neck - Nut, Fret, Skinny string is first * <On Strings> Don't slam your pick into 5th string.  Contact only enough to feel it. * Slide finger. * Lift and Shift. * Key of "D" * Key of "A" (J) *The Art Of Practice:   Play very slowly.                                   Isolate difficult sections.                                   Expand.                                   Rest. * Speed developers give fingers strength to press down without tiring, dexterity to move from one position to another, and accuracy to place your finger in the correct position.

While further investigating Kevin's purse, we found a song/poem written by Nick; we believe he wanted it on the next album.  He was probably refused.  Here's why:          One fish two fish then there's three          When I look at water it makes me pee.          I jumped off a cliff, but I didn't die          When I was falling I looked at the sky.          I like flowers and so do you          When I look at food it makes me poo. Yikes.

Teen People, Summer 2000 Issue      "When Nick Carter, 20, the last to arrive, straggles in bleary-eyed, he leaps onto AJ McLean, 22, wrestles him onto a bed, and sooches his pal on the cheek- much to the chagrin of AJ, who makes a 'leave me alone' face. "      Okay, let's dissect the sentence. First of all- Nick straggles? Since when is this ? straggle- v. 1. to stray or fall behind     2. to spread out in a scattered group [ME straglen, wander]      So Nick strays, spreads out, and wanders? *silence* Moving on, he's bleary eyed? blear -  v.  1. to blur or redden (the eyes) with or as if with tears    2. to dim or obscure, blur - bleary, adj.      Was Nick crying?  or were his eyes just red and bloodshot from a hangover?  If he was watery-eyed, was it because he was overjoyed to see the Boys again, or was he depressed for some other reason and therefore all the more happy to see them? So then, he leaps