Waitin for Wayne to throw this doggie a bone.
He's got too many and one waitin' at home.
He's the Fascist of Love - a Nookie miser
The Sultan of Skank - the Booty Kaiser.
You used to be friendly, but now you've changed.
Only talk to me, baby, to get next to Wayne.
Thought I had everything a woman could need,
But you say Wayne's satisfaction guaranteed.

You're in his backyard, so watch your game.
Think you're all that, but you'll go down in flames.
James don't wanna bring his new girl around
Cuz he's seen what Wayne's been puttin' down.
He got a way with the ladies - the voice for the air.
A mother on the sax with or without hair.
The piper who's pied, all the groupies try
To get an A ticket for that Big Wayne ride.

Waitin for Wayne to throw this doggie a bone.
He's got too many and one waitin' at home.
He's the Fascist of Love - a Nookie miser
The Sultan of Skank - the Booty Kaiser.
You used to be friendly, but now you've changed.
Only talk to me, baby, to get next to Wayne.
Thought I had everything a woman could need,
But you say Wayne's satisfaction guaranteed.

Some folks say - he's in bed with Hussein,
Gotta wonder what's with that fella named Wayne.
Got Lenin moves - Guevera rocks,
He'd make Karl Marx go and buy him some stocks.
The man in the chair - Debonair,
Throws Green four-eleven like he's floatin on air.
Impervious to pain or a Socialist boot.
Shrugs off supenas like a cheap-ass suit.

Waitin for Wayne to throw this doggie a bone.
He's got too many and one waitin' at home.
He's the Fascist of Love - a Nookie miser
The Sultan of Skank - the Booty Kaiser.
You used to be friendly, but now you've changed.
Only talk to me, baby, to get next to Wayne.
Thought I had everything a woman could need,
But you say Wayne's satisfaction guaranteed.

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