Religious Truths

Taoism

Sh*t happens.

Confucianism

Confucius say "Sh*t happens"

Buddhism

If sh*t happens it is not really sh*t.

Zen Buddhism

What is the sound of sh*t happening?

Hinduism

This sh*t happened before.

Islam

If sh*t happens it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism

Let sh*t happen to someone else.

Catholicism

If sh*t happens then you deserve it.

Judaism

Why does sh*t always happen to us?

New Age

Affirm sh*t does not happen to me.

Atheism

I don't believe this sh*t.

Rastafarian

Let's roll up this sh*t and smoke it.

And don't forget...

SMILE! You're SPECIAL :-)