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The Life and Times of Christopher Hopkins Part II

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Here is a young Chris displaying his wonderful curly locks to the world. AWWWWWWW isn't/wasn't he cute?

Here Chris models the must have winter look for any toddler. A gorgeous white bobble hat and blue coat. Also important for that fashion concious toddler is the must have green plastic bucket.

Here is a rare shot of Chris and his gorgeous sister Charlotte for once NOT arguing. The siblings have a well documented history of fighting and bickering but we are able to confirm that although Charlotte has hit her brother several times over the last 20 years, she has never done any serious long term damage (afterall there is nothing there to damage).

Here Chris demonstrates his great skill in life : posing with a guitar. Chris has been posing with the guitar for a number of years now and has even branched out into posing with keyboards and bass guitars. This shot was taken by his sister and shows him composing one of his great songs. We are led to believe that the one he is playing in this shot is his ode to a long lost love. We are reliably informed that the ode was penned for his girlfriend Flossie. Unfortunately for Chris she has since left his life due to Farmer Giles sending her off to be slaughtered during the Foot and Mouth Crisis. We have recently discovered due to an anonymous tip-off with a heavy welsh accent, that Chris has found love again with Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

CRAP! Magazine! would like to thank Chris once again for his co-operation in this and previous features. We would also like to thank Charlotte for providing us with these wonderful photographs which offer the public a glimpse into the life of a Rock Legend (he forced me to write that). Please click on the link below to be taken to Chris Part III

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