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Smiters MOTD: I like to kill cats.  Also, Hondje.net is going to be up soon, so maybe life will get more interesting for all of us.  In the mean time, kill cats :) --end transmission

And they were Kung Fu fighting......

This is a bit of where I live; YES, I live under the bridge, but don't laugh at me, rent is cheap!

This is Koert ^. He is a god, and should be treated accordingly....in fact, I strongly recommend you erect a temple in his honor in your livingroom

This is me playing my guitar. If you had to read this caption to know that, I also suggest typing c:\deltree C:\ at the dos prompt. ;-)

If you play D&D, and hate bill gates, DOWNLOAD THIS NOW!!! ^^^

Well, you've made it past all the pictures so I'll reward you with little bits of my wisdom.  First, don't buy Micro$oft products, they cost too much and they generally don't work right :) Also, if you're cool then you'd want to be a spod, so go to TW's Talker and join.  That's where you'll usually find me.  Okay, enough advertising FOR FREE *pokes TW and asks for money* Now let's talk about why all these pictures are here. It's mostly because I'm lame and have nothing to do. I'm 21, live in a cardboard box, and have a bad habit of bitting my nails.  The only reason most people put up with me is because I'm down with Koert and he'll strike down anyone that's mean to me with lightning :) I like small animals because they taste good, and I also like big ones, like cows and piggies.  NOT the police kind though, I don't like them much since all they do is arrest me for speeding.  Like 100mph is too fast in a school zone or something.  That reminds me, has any here ever gotten loaded and chashed down little kids with your car for some afternoon fun? No? Errr...me neither. Well, eventually this is all going to be hosted on my computer, much to my ISPs dislike.  Fortunately, no one ever visits anyways so I think I'm safe from them calling me about violating my TOS ;-)

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