Now, I don't know what's wrong with the people here. I mean, I know they get "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Maybe their Izod's don't allow for maximum movement. Or maybe they can't actually see themselves well enough through the Gucci sunglasses. But whatever the case, people here can't dance. I mean, they can't dance about as much as I can't dance. And if you know me, well...
Anyway, I will now demonstrate the key moves you need to know to "dance" like an Aspener. Is "Aspener" a word? I tried other things, but they all just sounded like "ass" and made me laugh. After four days of music, these are some of my favorite moves. I had actually wanted to take pictures of other people doing the moves, but then I thought I might get run over with a golf cart. So, I'll do my best to recreate them. Please understand that they may not be perfect, because I'm not actually all Aspener yet. Give it time, my friends. Give it time. |