| I haven't exercised since school. I don't have access to a gym here, and I'm not about to go run from bears or lift foxes or something for fun. So, it's couch-ups and soup can curls for me. I do lift heavy stuff at work. Of course, I've also adopted an unhealthy fondness for bacon. It's not my fault. That stuff is just so fatty and greasy and good. Mmm... bacon. Oh, anyway, someone was picking on me for not ever moving. I know everyone is just waiting for me to turn into a shapeless mass. Well, I know I'm too buff for that. And I have this to say to my critics... Check it - all I need now is one of those shirts that say "Which way to the gun show?"... |
