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The two genises, or should I say insane women……. *chibi gets wacked* *New, very scared looking chibi gets thrown on stage with cue cards and gets on with the story as fast as it could with its little mouth after being threatened multiple times* They decide to make a potion of some kind to get them into the Inu Yasha world. After days of nothing working and what seemed like useless work they had finally made a concoction that worked. How they had made it they didn’t know, they had just thrown random things together. And so they head off to the well (the well was added for the effect, how could u NOT have a well !??) The first test run was used with NB's car. They figured that if it didn’t work in that piece of shit car that they wanted to go out in a blazing glory alllllll the way down to the bottom of the well to their deaths, instead of their bodies being broken to pieces and them still having the possibility of living. They didn’t want to have any painful living experiences and they didn’t want the chibi's to come and torture their still living bodies as a way of payback as to how they were treated (they were kept in dirty cages and fed only stale bread and water once a day). They were already wanted by the chibi rights activists too (activists are much more cruel than the police which they weren’t afraid of, isn’t that ironic?). So on they go with the experiment, throwing the potion into the well and onto the car (they weren’t sure which was better) they back up and speed into the well. (they couldn’t find a real well so they made their own which consisted of a big hole in the ground. They figured it was safer too having no sides of a well to have to crash through. A bunny had also found the hole and made it its new home) As the authors were about to enter the hole/well, the rabbit decided to pop it's head out of the hole. It's innocent eyes widen when it realized NB's car was heading straight for it, thus jumping back into the hole. This fazed the authors none, as they plummeted into the hole the bunny smacked up against the windshield, unhurt (we didn’t want the animal activists after us too) making an interesting face as it did. The scene all around them turned into an array of colors, swirling all around the car. NB, "oooo! Pwetty colors!" GYY, *is hypnotized by the colors* "pixi sticks?" All of a sudden they see themselves in a new land that they've never seen before. "WE"RE HERE!!!!! YAY!!!" NB screamed while deafening everyone else. They were still 20 feet above the ground however. GYY, "Oh my god! Is that KIKYO!" Down below a confused Kikyo looked up to see a strange craft falling above her. The psychobitch didn't even have time to scream as the 'craft' crashed onto her. NB got out of the car. "Hey what did we hit?" GYY "Kikyo." NB "Really? We killed Kikyo." Turns to Kikyo " You bastard! Good for us." GYY and NB proceeded to dance around the mangled mass of DIRT. Then Inu yasha and CO arrive. Inu Yasha looked at the mass of dirt under NB's car with remnants of Kikyo's clothing showing. " You……killed Kikyo?" NB, "Yep! We bastards!" ^_^ Inu yasha. "What?" "Never mind." Said the more sane one, GYY. " You really aren't sad to see her go are you?" *evil smirk* "She was just a pile of dirt you know." "I…Guess not…" Said Inu yasha, with a blank look. Entire group. "YEAH!" With Kagome Jumping for joy! "Wow." Kagome said while looking of into the distance. "Life seems so……complete now!" Shippou, making his first appearance in this fic, goes up to the craft's front window (or windshield to us) and pokes at a traumatized bunny. GYY turning back towards the car, "Oh. He's still there." ******THE END********** Well for now it is, muahahahah………..
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