SoME

	This is a friend's "scientific proof" that christian music sucks. I would, of course 
disagree. =0) This made me laugh though, and I like it. Thanx Zyrin! I will admit, I do like 
Offspring's 'Walla Walla' song =0)



Here's the mathematical formula for it, it's called the Suckage of Music Equation (SoME),

C= l*u*p *42
    d*h

Variable Description:
C= The category of music
l= The level of tolerability of a given piece of music
u= The uncreativeness factor of a given piece of music
p= The preachyness factor of a given piece of music
d= The darkness factor of a given piece of music
h= The happyness factor of a given piece of music

The 42 is a constant number, because it's the meaning of life.

The variable "C" can never exceed 100 or fall below 0. The higher the number, 
the cooler the music.

 0-10: Country music
12-20: Christian music
21-30: Most rap music
31-40: The rest of rap music
41-90: Where most music falls
90-100: The Offspring

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