[Opening Sketch: Iraq The Vote]

Premise:

A look at the election story in Iraq where the options for the new president are Sadam Hussein and... Sadam Hussein.

My Thoughts:

Very Clever. A little long, but still very clever. But, I thought Darrell did the Hussein impression last week. Horatio was playing his look-a-like.

Grade: B-
Quote: "La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La!"
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[Monologue]

Premise:
John McCain gives us his monologue.

My Thoughts:

Wow, only 3 shows in and Fred Armisen already has his first character.

Grade: A+
Quote: "Shut up, Daschle, you're just jealous!"
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[Hardball]

Premise:

A parody of MSNBC's news show "Hardball."

My Thoughts:

I love it when they do these sketches. Darrell's impression got even better. And McCain's impression wasn't the best, but you can't count on a Senator to do Darrell's job.

Grade: A-
Quote: "Craz-o, Craz-o... Belafante's a crazy mo'fo'!"
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[The Gillian Woodward Story]

Premise:

A Lifetime Original movie about a woman who is being "stalked" by her husband.

My Thoughts:

This was very silly. But it did hold my attention ... kinda. McCain was just creepy here.

Grade: B-
Quote: "Well, it really bothers me that they keep saying we live in Vancouver. Our 4-year-old thinks we moved there without him."
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[Wake Up, Wakefield!]

Premise:

From Wakefield middle School, it's time for "Wake Up, Wakefield!" Fun facts and important announcements for the students of San Jose.

My Thoughts:

I love the "Wake Up, Wakefield!" sketches, but the one form the Reese Witherspoon/Alicia keys episode was better.

Grade: B+
Quote: "And this means 'Randy Goldman is my boyfriend and we're full on making out'."
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[TV Funhouse: The Ambiguously Gay Duo]

Premise:

A cartoon by Robert Smigel.

My Thoughts:

I thought Ace & Gary were going to be yanked out of the closet here, good thing they weren't. That would have ruined the whole thing.

Grade: A+
Quote: "Don't worry about cramping, Gary. We can rub each other's thighs."
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[Meet The Press]

Premise:

A parody of the morning news show "Meet The Press."

My Thoughts:

I love how Darrell just stays so close to the desk like that. The way he mention the Buffalo Bills all the time is good, too, even though I don't sports.

Grade: A+
Quote: "Are you afraid of Carter eating you?"
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[Music: The White Stripes]

Premise:

The White Stripes perform.

My Thoughts:

Eh. I didn't like this song. I thought they would sing "Fell In Love With A Girl." I've never heard it before and I wanted to.

Grade: D-
Quote: None
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[Weekend Update]

Premise:

Fake news.

My Thoughts:

Tim Calhoun: You are my new favorite. I hope it'll be a recurring character. and that "Iraqi Idol" joke, I think I saw that on Conan the other night.

Grade: A-
Quote: "I am not married, so my sexual history is not relevant. But if you must know, I have some babies. Mainly by black ladies, but some by white, and a China baby.

"I love whales, but they have to go."

"America needs another big lake."
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[McCain Sings Streisand]

Premise:

Barbara Streisand tried to be a politician, so Jon McCain can try to be a singer.

My Thoughts:

I just loved the cover of that album.

Grade: A-
Quote: "Do I know how to sing? About as well as she knows how to govern America."
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[Big Thick Novel]

Premise:

Jack Handey's return to SNL.

My Thoughts:

AHH! I thought they stopped this. I never liked it.

Grade: F=
Quote: None
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[Irish Television: Top Of The Mornin']

Premise:

A talk show hosted by Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.

My Thoughts: Did Jimmy hurt his hand? Or was he just proud that he was able to punch through the wall? I wouldn't be proud. The wall was obviously made of soft material. And the Irish accents were kinda lame.

Grade: C+
Quote: "Not here, not now. Not here at this place. Not here at this time."
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[Music part 2: The White Stripes]

Premise:

The White Stripes perform another song.

My Thoughts:

I didn't like this song either.

Grade: D+
Quote: None
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Well, this show was great! Much better than I thought it would be.

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