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[Opening Sketch: Iraq The Vote] Premise: A look at the election story in Iraq where the options for the new president are Sadam Hussein and... Sadam Hussein. My Thoughts: Very Clever. A little long, but still very clever. But, I thought Darrell did the Hussein impression last week. Horatio was playing his look-a-like. Grade: B- Quote: "La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La!" -------------------------------------------------- [Monologue] Premise: John McCain gives us his monologue. My Thoughts: Wow, only 3 shows in and Fred Armisen already has his first character. Grade: A+ Quote: "Shut up, Daschle, you're just jealous!" -------------------------------------------------- [Hardball] Premise: A parody of MSNBC's news show "Hardball." My Thoughts: I love it when they do these sketches. Darrell's impression got even better. And McCain's impression wasn't the best, but you can't count on a Senator to do Darrell's job. Grade: A- Quote: "Craz-o, Craz-o... Belafante's a crazy mo'fo'!" -------------------------------------------------- [The Gillian Woodward Story] Premise: A Lifetime Original movie about a woman who is being "stalked" by her husband. My Thoughts: This was very silly. But it did hold my attention ... kinda. McCain was just creepy here. Grade: B- Quote: "Well, it really bothers me that they keep saying we live in Vancouver. Our 4-year-old thinks we moved there without him." -------------------------------------------------- [Wake Up, Wakefield!] Premise: From Wakefield middle School, it's time for "Wake Up, Wakefield!" Fun facts and important announcements for the students of San Jose. My Thoughts: I love the "Wake Up, Wakefield!" sketches, but the one form the Reese Witherspoon/Alicia keys episode was better. Grade: B+ Quote: "And this means 'Randy Goldman is my boyfriend and we're full on making out'." -------------------------------------------------- [TV Funhouse: The Ambiguously Gay Duo] Premise: A cartoon by Robert Smigel. My Thoughts: I thought Ace & Gary were going to be yanked out of the closet here, good thing they weren't. That would have ruined the whole thing. Grade: A+ Quote: "Don't worry about cramping, Gary. We can rub each other's thighs." -------------------------------------------------- [Meet The Press] Premise: A parody of the morning news show "Meet The Press." My Thoughts: I love how Darrell just stays so close to the desk like that. The way he mention the Buffalo Bills all the time is good, too, even though I don't sports. Grade: A+ Quote: "Are you afraid of Carter eating you?" -------------------------------------------------- [Music: The White Stripes] Premise: The White Stripes perform. My Thoughts: Eh. I didn't like this song. I thought they would sing "Fell In Love With A Girl." I've never heard it before and I wanted to. Grade: D- Quote: None -------------------------------------------------- [Weekend Update] Premise: Fake news. My Thoughts: Tim Calhoun: You are my new favorite. I hope it'll be a recurring character. and that "Iraqi Idol" joke, I think I saw that on Conan the other night. Grade: A- Quote: "I am not married, so my sexual history is not relevant. But if you must know, I have some babies. Mainly by black ladies, but some by white, and a China baby. "I love whales, but they have to go." "America needs another big lake." -------------------------------------------------- [McCain Sings Streisand] Premise: Barbara Streisand tried to be a politician, so Jon McCain can try to be a singer. My Thoughts: I just loved the cover of that album. Grade: A- Quote: "Do I know how to sing? About as well as she knows how to govern America." -------------------------------------------------- [Big Thick Novel] Premise: Jack Handey's return to SNL. My Thoughts: AHH! I thought they stopped this. I never liked it. Grade: F= Quote: None -------------------------------------------------- [Irish Television: Top Of The Mornin'] Premise: A talk show hosted by Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick. My Thoughts: Did Jimmy hurt his hand? Or was he just proud that he was able to punch through the wall? I wouldn't be proud. The wall was obviously made of soft material. And the Irish accents were kinda lame. Grade: C+ Quote: "Not here, not now. Not here at this place. Not here at this time." -------------------------------------------------- [Music part 2: The White Stripes] Premise: The White Stripes perform another song. My Thoughts: I didn't like this song either. Grade: D+ Quote: None -------------------------------------------------- Well, this show was great! Much better than I thought it would be. Go to my sites! http://saturdaynightlivefever.cjb.net/ http://pub135.ezboard.com/bjimmyfallonidiotboyfriend http://www.aimoo.com/forum/freeboard.cfm?id=360125 |