(Trust me, it's more than just a hobby)
After people look at my MSN profile, or ICQ details they generally have comments like "Wow, your parents should ground you from SNL." or "Hey....uh, you *REALLY* like that show, huh?" My response? Usually along the lines of......YEA! Good job, buddy! I'm a big fan of the show! REAL big fan! Yea! You must have fell off your bike a lot when you were a kid, didn't you....I mean...for you to be so..umm.."un-bright" and all....it's weird!
Honestly though people! The infamous phrase "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night" are like the verbal equivilant of a rim-shot for me! Around 10:15 EVERY Saturday night (whether the show is live or not) I just start getting all shakey, and my stomache gets queesy, and I just feel like I'm going to throw up from total exitment and/or nervousness. Dude...I can only imagine how it's gonna be when I'm on the show....let's just say I'll defenitly be requesting some garbage cans in my dressing room!
Also...EVERYTHIG having to do with SNL, stand up, improv, or sketch comedy will just drive me into a crazy frenzy! I hear the words Rockafeller Center, or even the word "live" and I immediatly will start paying attention to every single insignificant word that you say. I could go into details about WHY Comedy Central should be like a basic TV channel that EVERY American gets, because it is THAT important, but I would seriously go on for days.
Hopefully this cleared up why I do the things I do just to make people laugh, such as falling off my scooter, or asking Target employees if they can, in fact, moonwalk!
I'm sure my family and friends are looking for a cure for my SNL obsession, so please, for only a few dollars a month, you can sponser this overly-happy child by providing her with necessary items such as the entire library of SNL videos, any film with SNL cast members in it, or maybe....if you can find it in your heart...real, live (thats right, LIVE!) tickets to see her heroes in action. So....... please, America
Won't you help her?