Original Poems Please don't take these seriously!

DISCLAIMER!

These are all poems that I'm very proud to say I wrote myself! Beware though.....you might think they seem quite vulgar and nasty.......and to tell you the truth....THEY ARE!  Keep in mind though, none of the stuff I talk about is legal.....and I'm a good girl, so none of this stuff reflects me by any means...At least I like to think that!

Osama Bin Laden Die! Osama Die! You're so freakin' stupid It's like you're high. Your turbans aren't even close to cool Bush is gonna cut you with a power tool The Taliban have stupid rules All ya'all are a bunch of fools Even my dog is better looking than you Trust me, Osama, you're just not cool I hate your brown, ugly beard All the Americans think you're weird You think Islam is so hot Whoever wrote the Kar'yan was smoking pot Osama, you messed up our lives We're gonna attack you with a thousand knives I hope you're dead But if we find you alive, it's off with your head. When Private Ryan finds you He's gonna kick you in the balls Watch out Osama We're tracing your calls!

Mr. Rogers I bet he's gay At least that's what his puppets say Who exactly is he trying to fool? Those baby-blue cardigans just aren't cool I'll bet he molests little dogs And beat his wife with big, brown logs I can't belive I watched that fag He's sp sick, it makes me gag. Just the thought of him makes my stomach churn It's like....what? PBS actaully expected us to learn? Don't blame us for smoking pot You know Mr. Roger's was in on the plot!

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