I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
This holidays I describe as a bitch followed by another bitch who has a bitch
following it but I have had a chance to get better acquainted with my Ol' Pal,
Television. It's amazing how much crap there is on while we are at school. Day
Time television... but I still love it.
Anyway, Yesterday I did not get a chance to watch Day Time television because I
was out with Anna, Caroline, Kan and Susan. We were to go to Burwood to watch a
movie, The House Of Wax, but as usual we did not and instead we went shopping.
I left my house at 9:00 to find Caroline with a large bag, its contents included
a Talking and Dancing Homer and a card. Thanks again Caroline and Daniel.
Anyway, we then walked to Alan's house, where we met up with Kan. We then set
off on our long journey to the station. On our way, we saw Anna waving to us
from KFC and Caroline had waved back and stacked it as we were crossing the
street. We then walked up the station stairs and already Anna and Caroline had
started complaining. We were then surprised by the early arrival of Susan and
bought our tickets. We sat and waited for our train, when suddenly an elderly
man sat next to Anna and began to ask us whether or not we knew how to operate
his mp3 player. However, we did not. By that time, our train had come and we
all, including the man, got onto the train where he sat in front of us and told
us of his travels. He then, sat next to Anna and began to explain the
photographs he had taken. He got off at Chester Hill and the girls were
relieved. We then finally got to Burwood and walked to Westfield which is a far
distance from the station.
As soon as we entered the electronic sliding doors, the girls rushed off into
their stores. Kan and I soon wandered off into Target while the girls went to
City Beach. We spent ages in there looking at DVDs and Toys. Kan bought 2
posters which costed him a total of $20.90. We then stopped into K Mart and saw
the same posters for $10.00 each, which would've saved Kan 90c. K Mart was
having a Toy Sale so there was toys everywhere. Again, we spent ages looking at
DVDs and Toys. We then set out for City Beach to collect the girls but on our
way, we stopped at Ezy DVD and a Gag Shop. There Kan bought four (4) fart bombs.
My first time being in Burwood City Beach and it was small deserted. Kan then
called Caroline to see what was up, and she said they were in Myer. In Myer, we
met up with the girls, who had all picked out these smashing shirts. Anna then
got changed and as Anna was changing, Caroline had began to dance. A lady then
walked past and Caroline had disappeared into the sea of bras, the lady then
gave Caroline the look. Anna then returned and bought the shirt. As we left
Myer, Caroline was stuck on a decision between two different shirts. I suggested
a tan coloured shirt but Anna disagreed.
We then decided to eat but before that, Kan and I went into Electronics Boutique
where I was stuck with a decision whether to get a Toy Fare Muppets Toy or a
Spawn Toy. In the end, I got none and instead went to eat. It was ages before we
got a seat, it was a free for all in the fight to get a table. We finally got
one after walking around the Food Court, then Kan and I decided to get KFC.
After we ate, we headed to more miscellaneous stores until we found ourselves
yet again in Myer but this time we had to go through the perfume section. We
then sat as Susan and Anna searched for shoes. We then found ourselves looking
at jewellery. When we finally got out of that hell hole, Anna had entered the
forbidden ABC Shop. She was attracted by the evil Banana in Pyjamas duo. We then
went back into K Mart while Caroline and Susan were looking at shoes. There we
saw and played with many toys. I then got Family Guy Season 1 Disc 2 and we
hurried home. Kan and I got off at Lidcombe Station so Kan could get a CD off
his friend. On our way there Kan had bought hot chips and a Vanilla Coke, while
I bought Futurama Comic Issue #14. That concludes another day.
Did You Know?
I had a personal goal this holidays, which was to catch up on Season 16 of The
Simpsons. I could not complete this due to the negligence of Network Ten. They
have not yet shown 6 episodes of Season 16 already aired in the US of A.
Episodes missing are: Don't Fear The Roofer; The Heartbroke Kid; A Star Is Torn;
Thank God It's Doomsday; Home Away From Homer; Father, Son And Holy Guest-Star.