I'm just gonna assume that's Chinese for 'I love you'.
Term 3, Day 3 was a blast, mainly due to the fact that "The Supportresses"
were back into force, protecting the world from such evil as the negativity of
the south pole, of a magnet. Anyway, Today started off like any other school day
but once the bell rang signifying the start of Period 1, the day became the
biggest bludge in Term 3 history. In English, Mrs Abson took questions from the
class about Year 11 Subject Selection (Wednesday, 3 August 2005), she talked for
many minutes until the bell rang signifying the beginning of Period 2. In
Geography, we went back into time, to the year 1995, where I was just only 5 and
was in Kindergarten. We coloured the entire lesson, trying to stay in the lines
and all. Susan, Susan, Susan finally decided to wake from her morning slumber
and joined us in class, colouring. There was something wrong with Anna, the
leader of such groups as "The Supportresses", on this particular day, she had
mistaken red for orange, and this was only the beginning. Miss Kaidbay then
split the class into groups for what was coming next. The bell then rang
signifying Recess.
We waddled over to the back where we sat and yet another of Anna's
misconceptions occurred. Recess then finished, and we then wondered through the
school and into the Library, where we broke up into our groups and researched
information on the topic we had been given. Before entering the Library, I had
tried to flick a Blu Tack ball, I received at Recess from Brock, at the
unsuspecting Anna but she dodged, so I went to pick it up and flick it at her
yet again. But, as I tried to pick up the supposed Blu Tack ball, I had realised
I was trying to pick up a ball of chewy stuck on the floor and then I began to
wipe my fingers on Anna. Anna then screamed and we quickly went inside. The
"Culture" group included John, Kaylyn and I, and we spent most of our time
making the computer say stupid things. John then got it to say 'Lisa likes to
lick bick' and the computer said it as 'Lisa likes to lick dick'. Hilarious, it
'twas but it was ruined shortly when the entire class began to duplicate our
little plan. Shortly before that, Lisa had come over and shown us pictures of
many different piercings, including penis piercings.
The bell then rang yet again and we travelled up a considerable amount of stairs
to Maths. We have a new teacher who will be taking us when Mr Pylagos leaves the
classroom. He resembles somewhat of a Mr Bean character to Anna, an Adolf Hitler
to Susan, and a Saddam Hussein to yours truly.
It was now Lunch, and we made that long journey out to the back once again, the
girls stopping at the canteen to buy. I had told Sheila to buy me a Zombie Chew,
so as I waited for her arrival, but was disappointed to find out she had not
bought me a Zombie Chew. Anna then gave me two choc chips from her Choc chip
muffin which I ate as I lay on the ground. As Sheila and Laila walked from the
Canteen I had noticed today, Laila followed Sheila around everywhere. Thus,
Laila is Sheila's shadow, Susan agreed. Sheila had not had her Chilli Tender on
a Roll for long when a ball came flying at her at top speed catching her in the
back. Sheila then screamed and began to sook, many believed it was of an injury
of some sort but no, it was worst then that. The impact of the ball had made
Sheila drop her Chilli Tender on a Roll and she began to have a cry. She then
went a bit mental, possibly from her hunger, saying she liked to be constipated
as it gave her more time in the toilet. She then began to pretend to be a
Grandma and used her hands as a pretend bra and said 'I'm a sexy Grandma!' in an
old, frail voice.
Lunch then grew to a close, and we all went out separate ways. Alan and I went
to Electronics; Anna, Daniel and Sheila went to Commerce; And Susan walked alone
to Music. In Electronics, Hassan (Turbo) was telling us about his new car he had
bought and driven without a licence. We then argued, knowing Turbo has a past of
talking shit, and were successful in doing so. Then the other Hassan had called
Caillan "Gothic", but when Caillan looked at him and told him 'What did you
say?' he had shut up and began to look in other directions.
In no time, Electronics was over and PE (Physical Education) had just begun. In
PE Prac. we were to come up with our own rules in a game where four markers
marked out a square. The game began, The Battle of the Sexes it 'twas, with many
of the girls still not able to understand the rules. Mr de Jong then modified
the rules in which Susan, the ball carrier and Mark, her trusty assistant had to
touch everybody else with the ball. I then took cover behind Sheila, but when
she was tagged, I got cover behind Anna. Daniel was running around and hiding
behind people until he was the only target in which Susan and her troops went
for. The game had ended with Anna as the victor and we then started a new game
of teamwork in which we were not very good at. There was a hula hoop, a tyre,
and a plank of wood, and the entire team was to cross the finishing line, with
all equipment. Our team, which consisted of Sheila & Susan, Daniel & I, Anna &
Christina, had trouble at first but we were back in the game once we got the
hang of it. The day ended with the bitter taste of defeat in our mouths. But, in
the end we knew we were all winners!
Schools out for Thursday!