Friday, 5 August 2005

Peter, there's a hooker on the bed!

Today, in Commerce, we had a discussion about what we wanted to do in life. This has prompted me to write down a list of things, I want to do before I die.

1. Write for The Simpsons;
2. Tell my boss to "Eat my shorts!";
3. Choreograph a Britney Spears' Video;
4. Become a psychiatrist;
5. Get new goldfish;
6. Write for Futurama Comics;
7. Collect all The Simpsons figurines;
8. Plant a tree;
9. Live long enough to witness The Apocalypse;
10. Hire a maid.

Others worthy of mention are: Paint a picture, Build my own coffee table, and Educate children about toad.

You'll get chills,
All through your body,
And you'll lose all control,
Of your bladder,
And your sphinster...
That's your butthole.

Cause if you use toad,
Then I'm telling you,
You can kiss your life goodbye,
Yeah, when you use toad,
It'll mess you up,
It'll make your mama cry,
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tongue and die.

Gotta give it up,
Give up the toad now,
It's no joke,
Buddy give it up (Gotta give up the toad now),
Or you'll croak,
Buddy give it up,
You gotta give up the toad now,
And don't smoke,
Or you'll see...
It hurts to pee.

There'll be blood,
Gushin' from ya,
Everytime, that you cough,
And forget gettin' lucky...
It falls off.

Yeah, you better wise up,
Cause, I'm telling you,
Toad is what Lando forbids.
Gotta give it all up,
Or, your gonna see,
Your whole life will hit the skids,
And you kids will be born without eyelids.

Gotta give it up,
Give up the toad now,
Thanks to you, Lando,
Give it up,
Give up the toad now,
Thanks to you, Lando,
Give it up,
Give up the toad now,
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I'm no fool...
Lando's cool.
Yeah!

I wish they had that type of advice back when we were kids.

Did you know?
Miss Chan likes Rob Thomas and was singing 'Lonely No More' during Science. The topic of his sexuality was also raised.

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