Tuesday, 4 October 2005
More testicles mean more iron.
"...I kinda noticed something one night
from the club, your front face
It's kinda weird to me
Since you're so fine
If it's up to me your face'll change..."
Extract from Justin Timberlake's song 'Like I Love You'
Yes, Today was Karaoke with Anna, Alan, Caroline, Justin and Susan. We were
to meet at Villawood Station, except Caroline because we would soon catch up to
her and Justin at Punchbowl. We missed our train and bought our tickets, Alan
and Susan were hungry, so we decided to go to the Bakery where they could eat
Breakfast. Anna and I wondered off into the Newsagency where she purchased this
months issue of Dolly and I got Orange Tic Tacs. We rushed to the station
because Susan thought we were going to miss the next train. As we walked down
the stairs, there the train was, but we still managed to get on it.
On the train, we all looked through Dolly and focused mainly on the Star Sign
Section, where Susan made a major discovery. To "separate friends from fiends".
We reached Punchbowl, there we saw Caroline and Justin, I screamed out
Caroline but she had already gone onto another carriage and Susan ran out
to throw some rubbish in the platform bin. Then we turned our attentions to the
Australian Idol stickers and I put them in order of preference of elimination of
each contestant. We finally reached Central where we got off the train.
We walked to Capitol, where we walked around and did nothing, then we went into
Market City. Caroline and Susan went into shop after shop, after shop and we were
finally outta there. Then we decided to eat, Anna, Alan, Susan and I went to Mc
Donalds. Alan got a Chilli Quarter Pounder and the rest of us got Happy Meals, I
got a Large Chocolate Thick Shake too. After we ate we went to Utopia, there we
did absolutely nothing and quickly left to Comic Kingdom. There, they were
selling Mc Donald Toys for $5 and Susan told us of her pushing Sandra off their
bunk bed when they were little. We then went into World Square where Anna and Susan went
into stores and looked at shoes. There we met up with Caroline at the Crossing
and we went off to some Karaoke place. We were across the street from the place,
and waiting for the lights, when Caroline screamed out 'Boost!' and ran across
the road recklessly. There she bought a drink and we finally reached the Karaoke
place.
We were walking down the stairs when Justin was telling the girls about how the
place was haunted. The girls got frightened and believed him and said that the
place looked like a prison. We got into our little, soundproof room and were
lost. Caroline called the guy to help us, and we soon got used to the functions.
Susan was absolutely hopeless with the remote control, so I took over. There
Caroline and Susan sang songs from such artists as Jessica Simpson, Mariah
Carey, Michael Jackson, etc. Caroline and Susan were encouraging everybody else
to sing, especially Alan and dedicated their rendition of Avril Lavigne's
Classic 'Sk8er Boi' to Alan. They actually sang it better than the real thing. I
sang T.A.T.U.'s song, 'All The Things She Said' with Susan; And, Alan, Caroline,
Susan and myself were singing the Grease song, 'You're The One That I Want'. It
was funny watching everybody sing for the first time and remembering our gayass
Primary School Dances we were forced to do (i.e. Blue - All Rise). Caroline
occasionally danced for us, and was dancing with the people on the television
screen as she sang Michael Jackson's song 'Beat It'. She also sang 'Barbie Girl'
and was outraged that they didn't have 'Don't Cha'. The day finished with us on
the train hearing about Caroline's wacky adventures and the occasional ringing
of Susan's phone.
On Sunday, t'was Anna's Birthday "Dress Up/Drink Up" and the Rugby League Grand
Final. I didn't watch it in protest, but I watched the Jersey Flegg and Premier
League Grand Finals, both involving Parramatta. You will be glad to know
Parramatta beat Sydney Roosters in the Premier League Grand Final.
Back to Anna's Party, and I left home at about 5:30 and walked to Chester Hill.
I rang Susan to see where the party was and she told me to stay where I was
because they were going to find me. I ended up wandering off up the wrong street
and turned back to see Susan, Sheila, Sandra and Kim. Kim had shown me her
labret piercing and the girls told me of strange and wonderful things that had
happened so far at the party. There I saw Anna and gave her the present I had
bought just that afternoon. It was a The Simpsons Pencil Case which also
included a Pencil, Sharpener and Rubber. I bought it thinking of the School
Certificate which is only about a month away.
The night began and we were sitting down eating lollies. The girls were
complaining of mosquito bites but they failed to wear clothing equipt to prevent
mosquito bites. We moved several times before Susan went inside to watch the
footy and Sheila and I sat at the front where we played "The Glad Game". The
night went pretty quick and not long after, Sheila had to go home. The girls went
around looking franticly for money but in the end Sheila went home with a
stranger. The night ended when I got home and fell asleep watching 'The Best of
The Footy Show 2005'.
¶ David