Saturday, 24 December 2005
This is not how Xmas is suppose to be, in my days Xmas was about bringing people together not blowing them apart.
Tuesday, t'was Lisa's "Surprise" Birthday Party. When I had arrived
Catherine, Daniel Wright, Kaylyn, Kimberly Mackey, Sheila and Susan were already
there waiting the arrival of the Birthday Girl. We talked about the events of
Friday night and soon Kimberly Ellis and Thomas arrived. Lisa finally arrived
with Belinda and we didn't know whether to hide or not, so we just all stood
there and waited for her to enter the room. She received presents and she
quickly opened them.
We then went outside while the girls, excluding Sheila and Susan, got changed.
Sheila and Susan were at the peak of their menstruation cycle, so that was their
excuse. Sheila kept calling Lisa's dogs, Beau and Cooper, "Animal" and told us
about the "Grasshopper incident" which consisted of her running out of the
bathroom naked. Then Lisa came out and let Beau and Cooper out. Sheila started
screaming and holding onto me. Finally the girls came outside, and Kaylyn was
first pushed into the pool.
Lisa put the volleyball nets up and one by one people went into the water. We
then ate, and then back into the pool. This time everybody went in except Sheila
and Susan. Lisa found a snail and told Belinda who picked it up and threatened
Lisa with it. She then explained that the water will sting its eyes if dropped
in the water and put it back. Thomas then picked it up and jumped back in the
pool, threatening Lisa. Lisa and Belinda were screaming, Belinda worried about
the safety of the snail.
At 9:30, everybody began to get out of the pool and dried off. We then ate ice
cream cake, it was scrum-diddly-um-cious. Went inside where the girls changed
and Thomas and Mikey got into Lisa's wardrobe while she was gone to get movies
from Daniel's house. Kaylyn then played a game using a "Sex Positions
Dartboard", she found in Lisa's room. Lisa soon returned to Thomas and Mikey in
her underwear.
Everybody gathered in the lounge room as we prepared to watch Saw II.
Interruptions were common while we watched the movie, as everybody left in
pairs.
All in all, Kodos to Lisa's mother, Belinda and Susan for organising a great
night.
¶ David
Instead of 'Claus' he writes 'Claws'. Now that's humorous! Today's comedians could learn from this card.
Kudos again to Lisa for supplying these wonderful photos.
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From behalf of everybody at S.N.U.H. we wish you all a Merry, Merry Christmas and a Miserable New Year.
¶ David
