My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Saturday, we went to the Parramatta V Wests at Telstra Stadium but first we
went to Parramatta. We were to meet at Villawood station at 11:30am but we
didn't leave until 11:40. When I came to realise that there was track work
happening we were to catch a bus instead to Lidcombe. So there we were sitting
on the bus, at the back of course because were so cool and there sure a lot of
weirdos that take the bus. Anyway, when we get off the bus the lazy girls (Anna,
Susan, Lisa) decided to use the lift to get up onto the station while we (Caillan,
Alan, Kan, Peter) ran up the stairs. We bought our tickets and we waited for a
train which soon came and we all jumped aboard.
When we arrived at Parramatta we walked down to Peter Wynns. On our way we went
past a stage and Lisa couldn't help but recite a bit from Julius Caesar while
Caillan sat down and clapped when she finished. We went into Peter Wynns and
walked around abit looking at the jerseys and all the other merchandise and went
looking for one of those inflatable hands. Lisa then asked the person at the
counter and she pointed to a corner. When we got out of Peter Wynns we realised
Alan, Kan and Peter were missing and they went inside Westfield without us. When
we got into Westfield they told us to meet them at Rebel so we went downstairs
and went inside Rebel and they were nowhere to be seen so we walked out and the
girls grew restless and decided to go to City Beach (DOGS) while me and Caillan
sat on the bench and waited for a while but then said 'fuck it' and walked to
Leading Edge but on the way we met up with Kan, Alan and Peter. We spent ages in
Leading Edge looking at all the kickass bands they had and Alan bought Ashlee
Simpson's album 'Autobiography'.
The girls finally decided to show up at Leading Edge and Lisa was all happy and
bubbly, which was not unusual, and they said they say some "hot" dude at City
Beach. At that point I realised how weird our group really was. Since we wasted
17 minutes in Leading Edge the girls decided we had to go to City Beach for 17
minutes so the girls could check out the "hot" guy again. Thankfully we didn't
spend 17 minutes in there but instead 2 minutes and we went to eat. We walked
around looking for a table and stole a lot of chairs and we decided to eat.
Caillan and Lisa didn't eat but instead looked at DOLLY and Girlfriend magazines
that Anna had bought so she wouldn't be bored at the footy game. In one of those
magazines they were reading a 'Irregular boobs page' and we were eating!
We walked around after that went to Darrell Lea and HMV where we saw Anna
(Chester Hill), haven't seen or talked to her for ages but she didn't talk for
long, just said hi and left. After that we decided to finally go to the footy
game. Alan, Kan and Peter dogging us again and meet up at station where we were
stressing about our train tickets and we ran across to the other platform even
when the train hadn't arrived. On the train I ate Lisa's chocolate bunny she had
bought and Alan farted the stinky bastard. It was a weird fart because no one
heard it and when Kan told us that Alan had farted, everyone started smelling
the foul stench. I think everyone else on the train could but was being polite.
When the stench had dissolved into our atmosphere, Lisa started blowing up her
inflatable hand.
We got to Lidcombe station and we were about to leave for Olympic Park but Peter
had to wait for Raymond so we decided that me, Susan, Anna, Lisa, Alan and
Caillan would go to Olympic Park to get the tickets while Peter and Kan waited
for Raymond. On the train to Olympic Park it was awfully hot but when we finally
took off it was alright. We got to Olympic Park and Alan had to chuck a poop, so
we all waited till he finally wiped his ass and we were off to the ticket booth,
where the Lady told us we couldn't buy tickets for other people who weren't with
us right there. But Anna the genius that she is, thought of the idea of lining
up again. We sat down in a little circle waiting for Kan, Peter and Raymond and
I realised again what a weird bunch of people we are?
Anyway when Kan, Peter and Raymond finally arrived we decided to sneak into the
'Reserved' tickets area but it was too sunny so we went looking for our actual
seats but it was sunny there too so we went back to the 'Reserved' tickets area
because we had a better view of the field from there.
From there we sat down and it was so sunny but I wasn't about to complain I left
that for Susan to do. It was boring watching the Premier League players play so
we read the DOLLY and Girlfriend Magazines that Anna had bought. When the game
started Lisa and Susan were very lost and didn't even get the rules of footy but
soon got used to it. Parramatta was losing at the half time break but eventually
came back in the second half. Anna was getting sick of watching the replays when
the Video Ref. was making a decision. Parramatta won, the score 28-12 and after
Round 1, Parramatta is 3rd on the ladder.
Trys: EELS: Morrison, Cannings, Morris, Tahu, Peek. WESTS: Whatuira, Richards.
Goals: EELS: Burt (4). WESTS: Hodgson (2).
Today, it felt like the day would never end. We had double period of Commerce
and History. But at lunch, it was alright when Caillan told us about all the
things he licked in Woodwork. Then he licked Susan's head and later licked it
again but only because Susan was saying "Lick it!, Lick it!" not knowing Caillan
was behind her. Sometimes I almost pity her in my weaker moments but then I
remind myself, she's trying to teach.