If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
Today, Caroline, Daniel, Kan, Alan and Susan (in that order) came over my
house to bum on a count of that 'tis school tomorrow.
First, Caroline and Daniel came over and they sat around doing nothing while I
watched a repeat of The Simpsons, I had downloaded. Then, Kan and Alan came and
it became obvious we were all bored so we decided to play Tekken. I was on a
winning streak until I let Caroline play for me, who was shocking killing only a
few of Daniels people. It became boring so we decided to play The Simpsons
Monopoly.
At first, it was all man for himself while I was the banker and then suddenly
Caroline and Daniel got married and started to work together. Kan and Alan were
no match for Caroline and Daniels superior properties so they decided to get
married too and start working together, Kan being the girl. The game was full of
screaming and such as Caroline only rolled the dice if everybody was watching
and screamed if Kan wasn't. Then Susan came a-knock-knock-knocking and she
became the Real Estate Agent and Chance and Community Chest Person. The game got
boring as Caroline and Daniel dominated most of the match and Susan started
building a "Village" for tiny Monopoly people with the left over houses and
hotels, with Alan and Kan attempting to demolish The "Village". When Alan
finally did demolish the "Village" once and again which left no houses standing,
the game had ended because Kan had landed on Burns Manor and now owed Caroline
and Daniel $1400.
We then all decided to play Clue-Do and everyone got hungry so we decided to get
pizza. We argued about how many pizzas to get but in the end we decided to get
4, 2 Meat Lovers and 2 Supreme. Then Kan and Alan walked down to Miller Road to
get a couple of drinks while Caroline, Daniel and Susan bummed once again. We
played NRL on PS2, Daniel was Penrith and I was Parramatta, Daniel scored first
and failed to convert and then John Morris ran through a gap making it 4 all.
Luke Burt failed to convert with the scored locked at 4 all, then Kan and Alan
came back. Alan played for me while I lay on my bed with Caroline and Susan
disturbing me. When they finally got tired Caroline decided to read a book,
'Lord Of The Flies' as I lay there watching Daniel and Alan battle it out on NRL.
Then the Pizza man and Caroline and I ran down the stairs got the pizzas and we
all started eating.
As we ate, Kan started talking about diarrhoea, which wasn't good at all as we
ate, and my Digimon kept making noises as I neglected it. After we ate we packed
up everything and we went back upstairs and Kan and Alan played NRL once again.
Caroline and Daniel soon went home leaving Kan, Alan and Susan so we decided to
watch Not Another Teen Movie which was funny but during it Susan had to be
download The OC tone onto her phone and she wouldn't stop playing it over and
over again. Half way through Not Another Teen Movie, Susan decided to go home
and Alan went home with her now only leaving Kan. So, Kan and Peter started
playing NRL again while I sit here writing this.
Writing this I can't believe how repetitive our day could have been? I wonder what Sheila and Anna did today?