One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his iron axe fell into the river. When he began crying, Water GOD appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter told that his axe has fallen into water. GOD went down into the water and came up with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?", GOD asked.
The woodcutter said "No".
GOD again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?", GOD asked.
The wood cutter said "No".
GOD went down again and came up with the iron axe.
"Is this your axe?", GOD asked.
The wood cutter said "Yes".
The GOD was pleased with the woodcutter's honesty and gave him all the Three axes. The woodcutter lived happily ever after.

Similar thing happened to our friend recently. One day, while he was walking with his wife near a river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, Water GOD appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" He told that his wife has fallen into water.
GOD went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?", GOD asked.
Suddenly our friend said, "Yes".
GOD was furious. "You cheat!!! ", GOD scolded.
"Honesty has lost today. I will curse you . . ."
Immediately our friend said," Forgive me my lord. It was your mistake.
If suppose I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Julia Roberts. If I say "No" to Julia Roberts also, you will finally come up with my wife. If then I say "Yes", you will give all the three to me. I am a very poor man. I will not be able to look after all the three. So I said "Yes".

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadnt given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger,

"Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!"