Stress Reliever # 1
Wife:
You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby:
When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife:
You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby :
Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Stress Reliever # 2
Girl:
When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden
Boy:
It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl:
Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Stress Reliever # 3
Son:
Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom:
Well, you have done the right thing.
Son:
But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Stress Reliever # 4
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever # 5
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up : "We are all human beans."
Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire :
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire :
"I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer :
"Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire :
"A Billionaire"
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