In a party one of Santa Singh's friends asked him how many chappathis he
could eat in an empty stomach. Santa replied "Seven".
His friend asks him, "When you eat the first chappathi your stomach is no
longer empty. Then how can you eat seven??"
Impressed by this tricky question, Santa as soon as he goes back home asks
his wife, "How many chappathis can you eat in an empty stomach??"
She says "Five"
Santa, "If only you had told seven I had a nice reply for it."
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was
singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and
started singing again.
Banta Singh :
Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you
hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
sardarji#1 :
went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
sardarji#2 :
had taken the receiver.
sardarji#1 :
Who is speaking?
sardarji#2 :
Servant Sir.
sardarji#1 :
Where is the Madam?
sardarji#2 :
She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
sardarji#1 :
What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
sardarji#2 :
What can I do now sir?
sardarji#1 :
Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
sardarji#2 :
Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
sardarji#1 :
Open the back door, throw both of them into the well
sardarji#2 :
I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?
sardarji#1 :
What...? Are you in the third floor?
sardarji#2 :
Yes Sir
sardarji#1 :
Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!
Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was
carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for
college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He
started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of
the bus. Politely,he asked the saree clad female,standing in front
of him,"Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to
be admitted in a hospital.
He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to
him,in a still worse condition.
Banta started to explain his "Adventure".
He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his
high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on
time. He had missed the last bus from that place.
He couldn't find any Hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner
whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I have 2
grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay
there for the night.The Owner replied, " I have 3 grown up daughters.
Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He went towards the next house and without taking any
risks,asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?".
The Owner asked," WHY????????? "
I want to stay here tonight !!!!.
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