#- You should be sure the person is Sardar when he puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
#- Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
#- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
#- Tries to drown a fish in waters.
#- Thinks socialism means partying.
#- Trips over a cordless phone.
#- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
#- At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
#- Studies for a blood test and fails.
#- Sells the car for gas money.
#- Misses the bus no. 14, and takes the bus no. 7 twice instead.
#- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
#- Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
What do you call 5 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
"TOES Go IN First."*
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to regular one? <
You have to hollow out the head.
How can you recognize a Sardar in a submarine?
-He is the one with the parachute on his baack.
Why wont the simpleton sleep with his wife?
-because he knows its bad to sleep with a mmarried woman!
How do you keep a sardar busy all day?
-Put him in a round room and tell him to siit in the corner.
Do you know what a Sardarji will do after taking XEROX?
-he will compare it with the original for mmistakes!
Do you know what a sardarji will do if he wants some more white paper?
-He will take a Xerox of the white paper.
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