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Days in a life of Sardarji
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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?"
Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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EMPLOYMENT..
Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for
a job.He promptly filled the columns titled
NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He
was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote : Yes
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A Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny
object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Sardarji then asks, "What does it do?" The
clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps
cold things cold."
The Sardarji says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new
thermos.
His Sardarji boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says,
"What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things
hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardarji replies, "Two cups of coffee and a
coke."
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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling
mistakes
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What will a Sardarji do if he wants an additional
white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!
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Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found
a
bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the
salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARJIs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his
hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardarjis," Salesman
replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a
complete disguise this
time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big
sunglasses, then waited
a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardarjis," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
Sardarji?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked up skywards and screams "Where,
Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him
and
asked,
"Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for
?"
The
Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at
that
time, otherwise I would have
been missing too."
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street
which
has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants
to
buy
the
clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a
thousand
rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the
thousand and
disappeared.
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji
figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day, the Sardarji is again walking
along the same street and the
same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a
ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says...
"I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go
get a ladder."
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
2 Sadarjis landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double-decker bus. Sardar 1
somehow
managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate
Sardar 2
got
pushed
to the top.
after a while when the rush was
over, Sardar 1 went upstairs to Sardar 2. He
met Sardar 2 in a bad condition clutching the seats
in
front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "What the heck's goin'
on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride
down
there
Scared Sardar 2 replies. "Yeah, but you've got a
*driver*"
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Sadarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The
doctor
asked him what had happened to his ears and he
answered,
I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead
of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the
iron
and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back again!"
-- End of Sardarji's Life-story ----- |
