Stupid Stuff!  

 

Q. How can you drop a  raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A: Concrete floors are  very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men  ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four  men to build it?

A: No time at all it is  already built.

Q. Approximately how  many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?

A: Just one. All the others  are anniversaries.

Q. If you had three  apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?

A: Very large  hands.

Q. How can you lift  an  elephant with one hand?

A: It is not a  problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight  days without sleep?

A: He sleeps at  night.

Q. If you throw a red stone  into the blue sea what it will become?

A: It becomes  wet.

Q. What looks like half  apple ?

A: The other  half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A: Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with  drying ?

A: A  towel.

Q. What  happened when wheel  was invented ?

A: It caused a  revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a  fish ?

A: Because it has its  own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on  its leg ?

A: Because it is too  tyred.

Q. bay of bengal is in which  state?

A: liquid

Q. what is the opposite of  Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag did not punch  me.

Q. now what is the inverse of  Nagpanchmi? come  on..

A: I punched the  Nag.

Q. Chint u's mom has three  sons. What is the name of other two?

A: Chin-1 & Chin-3

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