Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Ramu: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Sitha: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sitha: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
George: George!

Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Karthi: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher: Somu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Somu: No, Teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ruby: A Teacher.

Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull are grazing in the field Teacher
Teacher: How ?
Student: Ladies first

Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?