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Shock! Our editor Bill is more desirable than Luke Perry!

We were amazed when we saw the hidden subliminal messages in Pizza Hut's latest advert.

The actresses last words in the advert were, "Actually, forget Luke Perry, and bring me Bill."

We spoke to Pizza Hut's advertising director.

Awww, shucks. I admit it. I'm a closet fan of the HT. I don't really care about pizzas.

BBC's Perfect Day film

Since the BBC made a film of Lou Reed's song, Perfect Day, much as been talked of subliminal messages.

On the surface, the song is about two lovers, but it's been noted that the song is about drugs, underlined by lyrics, "You just keep me hanging on" and "You're going to reap just what you sow". The song has also been featured in the film Trainspottting.

However, we have sinced found out that the BBC has aquired rights to the song " Let's all get stoned on several illegal drugs tonight", although they insist that the song is not about drugs, but was inspired by a children's drawing.