Bumper Stickers

• Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
  for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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• As long as there are tests,
  there will be prayer in public school.

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• It's lonely at the top,
  but you eat better.

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• STOP GLOBAL WHINING
  

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• Want a taste of religion?
  Bite a minister.

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• Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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