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Have you ever alienated friends, family, or total strangers because they didn't understand your love and devotion to JQ? Has your obsession with JQ ever caused you problems?

Well, just use this form to help everyone understand you. (That is, if you think anyone who doesn't like JQ CAN ever understand you!)

The Ultimate JQ Excuse Form

by Wendy Carley


Dear ___

a) Friend
b) Family Member
c) Evil Villain trying to take over and/or destroy the world


Please forgive me for ___

a) daydreaming
b) crashing the car, again
c) ruining your life


But I was ___

a) watching
b) reading about
c) mindlessly obsessing over


___

a) Jonny Quest:  The Real Adventures
b) The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
c) What do they mean "Real Adventures"?  Has anything even remotely like this
   ever really happened to anyone??


I know you keep telling me that I should ___

a) watch less cartoons
b) stop thinking every crystal I see can receive messages from aliens
c) NOT get plastic surgery to help me look more like Race Bannon


But I just can't help ___

a) thinking about my favorite cartoon show
b) making sure I have taped every episode
c) constantly chanting, "sim-sim-salabim!"


I don't think I'm obsessed with JQ just because I ___

a) named my dog Bandit
b) keep trying to convert an old piece of cardboard into a hover board.
c) tackled that waiter last night (I swear he looked just like Dr. Zin!)

And whenever I watch the show I start screaming at  ___

a) Surd
b) Rage
c) the writers


I know that when I turn on my computer I ___

a) immediately check out the JQ websites
b) look for messages from the JQ MLs
c) Scream, "Goin' Hot!!!"


Still, I have yet to ___

a) add a giant "JQ" to every piece of clothing and accessory I own
b) start a petition to rename "Air Force One" "The Dragonfly"
c) wonder why Dr. Quest hasn't won The Nobel Prize


And I really think the fact that I am certain Jessie and Jonny will someday fall
in love shows that ___

a) I'm a hopeless romantic
b) I believe in the power of true love
c) I've watched "Ghost Quest" too many times


I guess all that's left to say is ___
a) fur on a catfish
b) no heroics
c) this is too strange for school


___

a) Yours
b) Your Friend
c) Your Slammin' Friend


___

a) A Questor
b) A Questoid
c) If you don't mind, I'd like to remain anonymous.  I think the secret agents 
   are still trying to find me.



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Questions, comments, even more excuses?
Please, send them to me.

© 1997 Wendy Carley


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