U N O F F I C I A L
H O M E P A G E
"Getting Even"
by Debbie Kluge
"Hurry up, Hadji! I want this missing when he gets back.
That'll fix him!"
"I really don't think this is such a good idea." The large box
wobbles unsteadily on it's high shelf.
"Look out! It's gonna fall . . . "
"Catch it, quick!"
The sound of shattering glass echoes around the room.
Jessie and Hadji stand quietly staring at the mess.
"Oh, this is just *fine*. Thanks a lot, Hadji. Jonny's gonna
kill me."
"Well, Jessie, I did try and tell you we probably shouldn't have
tried to move it. I did not expect it to be that heavy."
"How was *I* supposed to know that was the box with the birthday
gift for his dad? I thought it was another *present* for me.
After that discusting pile of . . . of . . . *stuff* . . . he
left on my bed the other day. I was just going to use this to
get even."
"Well, this is one way to do it, I suppose. But, . . ." The door
opens and Jonny walks in.
"Hi, guys. What was that noise?" Jessie looks at him glumly and
offers tentatively,
"Maybe a glue gun will help . . ."
"Goldfish"
by Anne Moloney
"Jonny, have you seen my goldfish?"
"Uh.... What goldfish?"
"The goldfish in my room. The ones I dad gave me on my 10th
birthday. The ones that are very, very important to me."
"Er, ha ha ha.... Jessie, you're gonna laugh when you hear
this....."
"Try me."
"Um... Ya know, they looked so lonely..."
"Where are my fish???"
"I sorttakindaputmyfishintherewiththem. So, what for dinner?"
"You put your piranha in with my goldfish???????"
"Well, they looked so lonely, blowing bubbles by themselves.....
Hadj, help me out at any time here."
"I'm sorry, my friend. I'm only a yogin, not a magican."
"Jonny...."
"Hey, is dad calling me?......."
"Maybe a glue gun would help?"
"Why do you say that, Jessie?"
"Because Jonny boy here is gonna need one to glue his head back
on after I'm done with him."
"::gulp:: Uh, I didn't feed Bandit this morning...."
"Heads will roll tonight!!!!"
"Football"
by Winnie Lim
Here's my entry! Bear in mind that I know absolutely nothing
about football, so I probably got all the terminology
wrong<G>, but I just had to write this. Comments welcome!
- Winnie
Jonny loped down the lawn, football tucked under his arm.
At the edge of his vision he saw a red blur, signalling an
impending tackle. He looked around for his father, and saw him
keeping pace on his other side.
"Dad!" he yelled, raising the ball. Just as he let go of
it, something that felt like a small torpedo slammed into his
side, knocking him off his feet.
Jonny landed heavily, the wind knocked out of him. Jessie
was sprawled across his knees, also looking winded but grinning
triumphantly.
He struggled to sit up, and watched apprehensively as the
football began to descend.
He watched hopefully as his father reached out to catch
it.
He watched excitedly as the ball connected with his
father's outstretched hands.
He watched disbelievingly as the football slipped right
through his father's grasp.
Race appeared out of nowhere, nipped up the football and
immediately began running the other way. "Get him, Dad!" Jonny
hollered as his father reversed direction to catch up with Race.
"Go, Dad!" Jessie yelled. Bandit came running up,
barking in excitement, and took a flying leap to land on Jonny's
middle.
"Oof! Whose side are you on?" Jonny demanded, laughing.
Race had by now reached the end zone, and spiked the
ball. Jonny and Jessie got up and brushed themselves off, and
went to join their fathers.
The elder Quest looked shamefaced. "Sorry, son. I just
can't seem to keep a hold on the ball."
"Maybe a glue gun would help," Race grinned.
"Dust to Dust"
by Elaine MacMillian
THE REAL SHORT ADVENTURES OF JONNY QUEST
"Dust to Dust"
They looked at the smoking ruins that had once been the CPU of
QuestWorld, stunned by the devastation. Upgrading the system had
apparently been a *really* bad idea.
"Think we can fix it before before Dad and Race see it?" asked Jonny.
"I think we'd better be out of the country before they see it,"
Jessie said.
"Maybe a glue gun would help," suggested Hadji.
END
"Heroes Retold"
by Claire Daniels
Disclaimer: I do not own the Quest Team, nor am I making any
money off of this. (but don't we all wish we were?)
(Benton, Jonny, Jessie, Race, and Hadji are sitting around a
table. On the table are pieces of the head of a statue of Apollo
found on a dig in Melos, Greece.)
BENTON: If it hadn't been for Hadji, my skull would be in
pieces too.
JONNY: I doubt it, Pop, you got a pretty hard head.
BENTON: Well, the question now is how to put Apollo's head
back together. Some of the pieces are tiny, it will be a
painstaking job.
JESSIE: Maybe a glue gun would help?
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