Jokes & Riddles
Fishy Thought
If fish travel around in schools,
howcome you never meet an herring with 'O' levels?
Some Riddles
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
(A. Because the farmer drove her)
Q. Why did the Catholic priest cross the road?
(A. To exorcise the demon drivers)
Q. Why did the mountaineer cross the road?
(A. Because it was there!)
Q. Why did the frog cross the road?
(A. He was toad to!)
Copyright John Steele, 1990, 1999
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