Official No-Brainer Day

Throw away that textbook
And put your books and pens away
For today is a no-brainer 
No matter what the brainless say

I'm the king of all the slackers
So listen close to me
Today's a day to stay at home
Eat junk food, and watch TV

Don't worry about tomorrow 
Don't think about today
If you see something you don't like
Then you can zap it all away

Don't worry about your wardrobe
Just wear a goofy smile
The best of brains need downtime
So they can rest a little while
  
Don't worry about your problems
Just kick back and relax
Give your brain cells a siesta
Don't worry, they'll come back

Forget about philosophy
Be a moron for a day
Pretend you are a child
Your only duty, is to play

Give yourself some leeway
Do nothing in a hurry
If anything seems to severe
Then it's tomorrow's worry

Today is a no-brainer
So tune out and unwind
Tomorrow you will think again
But til then.. nevermind.