The Sanitorium

Under The Sign Of The Hourglass

Dogs cannot read.

It is a fact that I have observed, that dogs cannot read. I mean, a "No dogs allowed" sign is seldom adhered to when this most curious of species is left to it's own devices. It could simply be a case of mischievous insubordination on the dogs part, but I think it goes beyond that and into the realms of ignorance. No, they can't all be doing it on purpose, I am confident that dog's cannot read.

It is a shame really, I think of what you could do with dogs if they could read. It's not a great step forward to establish the dogs inability to read, but so it came to be that my unfortunate spaniel found his jaws clamped around a live cable, while his little legs danced against their will.

I couldn't bring myself to get another dog, but I did get a cat and I have noticed some incredible invarients of this equally sorrowful species.

THE END.

Take me home, my eyes are bleeding!