It is a fact that I have observed, that dogs cannot read. I mean, a "No dogs allowed" sign is
seldom adhered to when this most curious of species is left to it's own devices. It could
simply be a case of mischievous insubordination on the dogs part, but I think it goes beyond
that and into the realms of ignorance. No, they can't all be doing it on purpose, I am
confident that dog's cannot read.
It is a shame really, I think of what you could do with dogs if they could read. It's not a great
step forward to establish the dogs inability to read, but so it came to be that my unfortunate
spaniel found his jaws clamped around a live cable, while his little legs danced against their
will.
I couldn't bring myself to get another dog, but I did get a cat and I have noticed some
incredible invarients of this equally sorrowful species.
THE END.