Our cookery spot with Franz Kafka - author of "The Metamorphosis" in which a man turns into a beetle, and everybodies favourite paranoid, German-speaking, Jewish, posthumously published (despite instruction to destroy his manuscripts), Czech novelist, living in Prague, writing in German and dying from tuberculosis.
Take it away Franz . . .

Four people ate a well-prepared roast cat, but only three knew what they were eating. After the meal the three began to meow, but the fourth refused to believe it, only when they showed him the bloody skin did he believe it, could not run out fast enough to vomit everything up again, and was very sick for two weeks.

The best way to kill cats, who cling stubbornly to life: squeeze their throats in a closed door and pull their tails.

- Franz Kafka, 18 September 1912.

Yes very nice, get me home

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