Commandment number 1: Whatsoever is spoken by the deity shall be obeyed in almost all cases whatsoever, except where obeying would be worse than not obeying, in the opinion of at least two non-deity believers.

Commandment number 2: Thou shalt not talk to a psycho like a normal human being, as thou art not able to talk to a psycho like a normal human being, in the great and wise opinion of the band known as Poe ("Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being").

Commandment number 3: Disregard Commandments number 1 and 2 at your own peril.

Commandment number 4: Disregard Commandment number 4 if it would be inconvinient not to possibly not disregard the regarding non-regardance nature of it.

Commandment number 5: Thou shalt not regard this list of Commandments as being such that there are no other manifestations of Commanding statements, but rather as being such that it containeth only the Commandments such as the deity wished to include.

Commandment or 6: Yes, no, or maybe, as appropriate.

Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord of this realm, via e-mail. You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to or provided by Geocities."