Once, in a time long ago, it was a warm day, and the deity and his longtime follower and high acolyte were thirsty. And so they went to Kwik Trip to obtain the holy nectar. The deity, in his benevolence and generosity, had decided to pay for not only his own holy nectar, but that of his high acolyte as well. As the deity was approaching the fountain from which the holy nectar did flow he did say, in his infinite wisdom, "I shall go first, in case they run out." And Lo and behold, no sooner than he had filled his own cup with the holy nectar, the fountain did run dry.

Once, in a time long ago, it was a summer's day, and the deity and his longtime follower and high acolyte were at the high acolyte's summer retreat. They were bored, and so they searched the cabin for something to do. The high acolyte did find in the cabinet a jar of peanut butter. This jar was plastic, and read "Unbreakable." The high acolyte began to hurl the jar forcefully against the floor of the cabin. After he had done this several times, the deity said, in his infinite wisdom, "Stop that, or thou shalt break it." The high acolyte, not believing the deity, did reply "It shall not break, for it is unbreakable, see." And the high acolyte did show the word "Unbreakable" to the deity and continued to hurl the jar against the floor. And lo and behold, the high acolyte hurled it twice more, and then it did break.

The day was cold, and the deity was at his place of employment, having a conversation with a non-believer. The non-believer made a comment about the lack of employees present. The deity, in his infinite wisdom, did reply "Yea, thou art correct, and watch, the supervisor will not be here either." No sooner did the deity utter these words than did the assistant supervisor enter the room instead of the supervisor, as was customary.

Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord of this realm, via e-mail. You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to or provided by Geocities."