The Phairy's Own Line of Graphic SoftWear

At last the Phairy gets revenge on all the wormy little pimple boys that have plagiarised her! (Actually, there's only one to the best of her knowledge, but he does seem to have multiple personalities). The Phairy now can make money off of them instead by offering her very exclusive and expensive SoftWear, PlagiaristMill!

PlagiaristMill is the latest InterPhace designed by yours truly. Click on the thumbnail above to see the life-size interface design. Then click the A below for a short guide to the software.

 

First there was GemStone Designer, and now in rhyming tradition the Pharmacist brings you OuiJa Diviner! Ever wonder what alternative uses your mouse has? How about contacting the dead? Need spiritual guidance during your computer sessions? Or how about just some good old fashioned spooky fun to counteract the plethora of violent computer games? (OuiJa's ghosts can beat their monsters any day!)

OuiJa Diviner is the second InterPhace designed by yours truly. Click on the thumbnail above to see the life-size interface design. Then click the A below for a short guide to the software.

 

Hey web-jeweler wannabes, don't just sit there pretending you're a Web Jeweler, become one! Put away your SimLapidary game and use this softwear instead! No more scanning Zales Jewelers catalogs, you'll actually create 3-D gems before your very eyes!

GemStone Designer is the first InterPhace designed by yours truly. Click on the thumbnail above to see the life-size interface design. Then click the A below for a short guide to the software.

 

Thanks to Moyra who encouraged me to do it!

Neither the Phairy nor Ann-S-Thesia will take responsibility for lost sleep due to frantic searching by surfers trying to find a way to order the Phairy's SoftWear, nor will they respond to inquiries of "how can I get your software?". For those of you who desparately want to obtain it, I have a suggestion: Watch some videos of old Saturday Night Live episodes...you know, the ones with Bass-O-Matic and the product that was a dessert topping and a floorwax. Then you'll begin to understand.

If you still don't get it (and let me assure you that no one will ever "get" my "SoftWear"), I suggest a tune up of your irony accuity.

And if you still insist on obtaining my SoftWear, well, darnit, just send me money and I'll send you some great fonts. That's the only bonafide software this gal makes.

 



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