On Columbus Day 1990 (or thereabouts), Bert (or someone) had the idea of asking everyone to compose a Columbus Day song (or something). These songs were the glorious -- and sometimes unsettling -- result.

THE TRACKS
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If You Can't Be Columbus
Buttersteak, Ribeye
Same Old New World
Ribeye
Columbus Day Fantasy
Cubesteak
Impressions of Christopher Columbus
Cubesteak
Crystal Ball Cologne
Buttsteak
(title unknown)
Ed Funk
*Tracks without links are instrumental songs without (discernable) lyrics.