a few of my theories

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time...?

Kryten

Jim Dial


Marvin

Eeyore

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Clones

Oh, the gov'ment's got a great cloning operation goin' on, has done for years. Lots times the clones themselves have no idea they're clones, even when people tend to jokingly or mockingly call them clones, sometimes. The reason people don't catch on is because they're not exact clones. i.e., they don't really look or sound or anything, exactly like their progenitors. Here, I'll let you know of what few I'm aware of, positively...

Oasis=Beatles

LeAnn Rimes=Patsy Cline

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Miscellaneous Theories

...About the literary industry. Agents, publishers, and so forth. The education industry's involved too, I think. They force us to type double-spaced, on one side of the paper. This forces us to use four times as much paper. You see, they've got a deal with the paper industry. Just thought you might like to know....

...About that line in Men in Black where K tells J that MiB holds the rights to some extra-terrestrial inventions (whatever his exact words were)... Well now, there's some truth in that. Think Sharper Image....

...About Y2K, do not overmuch concern yourselves, kids. Sometimes the government and/or various industries and/or secret societies like to throw something out into the public consciousness (sometimes even cleverly appearing to attempt to cover it up or deny it or belittle it), much as Watergate was explained in passing in Roger MacBride Allen's Evolving Conspiracy; something to make them and/or their predecessors look in some wise (beyond the normal public perception of such) incompetent, inept, what have you. So with Y2K, dear friends: no one was ever so foolish as to be caught in this trap, they were perfectly well aware of the potential problem all along, and things were designed so that the problem would appear to be present, though it would not appear or occur to most people until it was almost too late, with only a few years to "fix" the "problem," and there would be a rush to do so, and people would say they should have thought of this from the start... and of course, they left little if any chance, from the beginning, of there actually being any such problem. They created merely the appearance thereof. There has never been any genuine risk. Except... except for the meddling of outside forces attempting to take advantage of the perceived problems... But even such things are frequently dealt with, quietly... Usually with absolute success and little if any difficulty... Though some rare times, it may be close, and... Well, don't worry. That's the point, just don't worry.

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