Well, so sometimes i like to take my work to other planets. any captain really oughtta have his own ship, no? well, mine's a spaceship called the Strayer. it's sort of named for a cat we once had for a little while when i was a kid. Grey Stray. we named him that (i bet you'd've never guessed this in a million eons) because he was grey and because he was a stray we took in. he didn't last more'n... oh, my sense of time ain't what it oughtta be. weeks maybe. months. i dunno. but he died. on the way to the vet, if i'm not mistaken. i liked him tho. and i've long been under the impression that just perhaps, maybe his ghost still walks around our house once in awhile. i dunno. at any rate, i named the ship after him.

it's a darn kool ship, it can do so much neat stuff. it can cloak so no one can detect it, no matter how good they are, so don't even try it. it can go real fast, so it don't much matter what side of the galaxy you're on. hell, don't even matter much what galaxy you're in. it can go between dimensions. it can withstand most any attack. it can put up a hell of a fight in its own right. its appearance... is a matter of taste, and then probably an acquired one. i think it's pretty kool just by virtue of the fact that it don't look kool, really. of course, it's equipped with a chameleon circuit, so i can make it look however i like. but generally... i keep it looking something like a big grey cat. or actually, a rather bad drawing of a cat. nuthin like the one its named for, necessarily. just a very abstract sort of badly drawn grey cat.

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