BOBBY BROWN
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Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie.
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm totin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a blandsoome Son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich.
Women's Liberation,
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie,
She made a little speech then
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice,
but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on
but now it shoots too quick.
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady...
I don't know which.
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jungle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio
An' name of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo.
Eventually me 'n' my friend
Sorta drifted along into S & M.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower.
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to go ahead.
I lay awake nights sayin' "Thank you Fred".
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic,
Thanks to Freddie I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown,
Watch me now, I'm going down
And my name is Bobby Brown...
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