Help me! Ted is mad because I didn't answer when he sent me
E-mail letters. Now I am always afraid to write him, because
if I said the wrong thing, it might make him even madder.
You always know best, Carol! What to do?
Yes, I could write a book about a guy like Ted.
I don't blame you for not wanting to lose him as a friend.
I find myself lusting after him even now.
(Not that you would lust after him the way I do, but you
know what I mean.) And it's not that I don't like you, too,
Bob. It's just that I like you in a different way. I like you
like a sibling, the way your girlfriends always do. (I mean,
besides the one you met at that cattle mutulation.) What you have
to understand is---Ted is jealous of you. And this is what irks him:
that time I went out on a date with you.
XXXXXX, Carol
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