I could never bring myself to say "Yes," whenever Ted asked me out
on a date, because I just couldn't trust myself with him. Whenever
he would ask me out, I always had to pretend I was going steady
with someone else. Alas, now I will never know true happiness!
What a fool I was, Bob----Don't you agree?
Yes, you were stupid. And isn't it a pity that you didn't marry Ted?
(Back then, when there was still time.)
Yes, but this is the real pity---if only they had had these new same-
sex marriage laws awhile back, then YOU could have married Ted!
But I would have been too timid to commit to marraige, even to Ted.
Don't you realize that I can never assert myself, like other people do?
Yes, that is right. That time you dated my roommmate,
I heard her talking on the phone after you let her off. And she
was telling someone that she thought you needed commitment.
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