Dear Carol,

You are a bitch! I am a human being, not your cyber-plaything

to toy with for your devious pleasure. What do you think of that!

XXXXXXX, Bob

Dear Bob,

What has gotten into you? I have never heard such talk

from out of your mouth. It makes me feel so different about us,

like there is some higher force putting words into our cyber-pens.

Have you ever had that feeling?

And maybe, Bob, could we try going out again?

XXXXXXX, Carol

Dear Carol,

Yes, I do have that feeling, too, that our relationship is now serving

some higher purpose, maybe something from the Twilight Zone. As

for another date, I'm afraid my dance card has been quite full lately,

ever since I started eating out a lot.

In your dreams, Bob

P.S. Kiss those X's good-bye.

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