Dear Carol,

I should have dumped Lotta when she made fun of Ted. I should

have said "If Ted isn't good enough for you, then neither am I.

I'm not half the man Ted is." Don't you think Lotta would have

understood, if I had put it to her in those terms (in inches)?

XXXXXX, Bob

Dear Bob,

I agree! And speaking of Ted, how about that time you went

to Mexico with your other friend Sam? Don't you think

that Ted would have made you a better traveling companion?

XXXXXXX, Carol

Dear Carol,

Yes, I should have brought Ted with me when I went "South of the

Border." Now I will never experience the joy of introducing him to

that senorita and her burro

and watching his face light up.

XXXXXX, Bob

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